Start The Steal

Andy Killoran
The Haven
Published in
3 min readAug 18, 2021

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It’s all about the chickens

Photo by Jonathan Cooper on Unsplash

[RINGING TELEPHONE ANSWERED AFTER TWO RINGS]

(Dom) “Dominion Voting Systems, how may I direct your call?”

(Caller) «Bonjour. C’est le president de la 5eme République francaise »

(Dom) ”I’m sorry, caller, I don’t speak Spanish. Could you please say that again, but in English?”

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Andy Killoran
The Haven

British guy. Loves writing — loves words. Loves reading. Loves Medium. Twitter @andykilloran